Only a bad musician blames their instument
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention
Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.