Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Disney Princesses in chronological order
They get stronger. Like more independent, more willed, more like they can handle themselves. It’s like a reflection of society in general. Over time, girls have gotten more independent and willed and stuff.
Where the fuck is Mulan?
saving China whilst not being royalty
better question: where the fuck is Kuzco?
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
that gif I can’t anymore someone help me please god
there is a hell, believe me i’ve seen it
where are we going? *clap clap clap* TO STEAL SOME SOULS.
Say it with me! E̶͓͓L͉̩̗͍͕̤͉̟̀͟ ̮̗͘F̧̜͓̘̪̮̪U͚̲̜͕̺̖̺͍͎E̟͈̬͈̥̟̤̝G͚̱̟͡O̷̶̙̹̫͖͔͉ ̸̵̭̠̲͢D̸͙̠̬̮͞È͏̘̩̥L̵͎͙̺̼̦̥̖ͅ ̷̢̻̦̟̱̺̲I̥͚̰̟̗̩͟Ń̲͈͝F̵̱̟́I҉̟̖͓̘͉͕͉ͅE͔͎̭̩̻͓R̯̬̜̠̦̕N͍̰̠̺͜O̼̠ͅ
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
IF YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL I DON’T CARE HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE OR CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE IN FOR ANY REASON DON’T RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING IV IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE SITUATION AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU PROBABLY NEED THE STUFF THEY’RE PUMPING INTO YOU FOR MEDICAL REASONS
DON’T TEAR OUT YOUR IVS AND DON’T MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS TEAR OUT THEIR IVS
DONT TEAR OUT YOUR IV EVER UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND HAVE SOMETHING TO PRESS AGAINST IT IMMEDIATELY!!!
YOU CAN RIP YOUR FUCKING VEIN AND HAVE PERMANENT DISFIGURATION!!! ALSO THERE WILL BE BLOOD EVERYWHERE UNLESS YOU APPLY PRESSURE IMMEDIATELY!!!!
EVEN IF YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WAIT FOR A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL TO TELL YOU IT’S OKAY TO REMOVE THE IV!!! IF YOU HAVE TO GET IT STUCK IN AGAIN IT HURTS AND IS MORE DIFFICULT SO WILL PROBABLY END UP SOMEWHERE CRAPPY LIKE THE MIDDLE OF YOUR ARM OR YOUR HAND
ALSO NURSES ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO TRY TO INSERT AN IV A FEW TIMES (i once ran through four nurses before someone could get the damn iv in) WHICH CAN BE HUGELY INCONVENIENT!!!
The deadly banana peel claims another victim.
WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?
Don’t blink, don’t even blink, blink and you’re dead…
So I read this post talking about how old Thor and Loki are in comparison to human aging, and it made me want to compare everyone’s ages in the MCU for reference
Age (in 2013)
Natasha: ~27? (Scarlett is 29, and no one knows when Widow was born)
Clint: sorry i have no idea (jeremy is 42? but I’d put Hawkeye at closer to 30)
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life…
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.